Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Unsolved mysteries...according to a 5 year old.

Little Dude: "Mom, do girls poop??"
Me: "Yes, everyone poops. Why?"
Little Dude: "Because, I never hear the toilet water splash when you're in the bathroom and girls NEVER talk about poop!"

It is SO hard not to laugh when he asks me these questions! I don't ever want to laugh though because I don't ever want him to be afraid to ask me a question. He is ridiculously funny!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Mean Face

Little Dude: "Mom, why do I like Tim so super-duper much?"

Me: "Probably because he's super cool."

Little Dude: "Do you know why I like to sit on his lap and not on yours?"

Me: "Um, no. Why do you like sitting on his lap and not on mine?"

Little Dude: "Because you're mean."

Me: "What?! I am NOT mean."

Little Dude: "Yeah, sometimes your face is mean."

Man. That hurt. But, it was also pretty funny.