Mean Face

Little Dude: "Mom, why do I like Tim so super-duper much?"

Me: "Probably because he's super cool."

Little Dude: "Do you know why I like to sit on his lap and not on yours?"

Me: "Um, no. Why do you like sitting on his lap and not on mine?"

Little Dude: "Because you're mean."

Me: "What?! I am NOT mean."

Little Dude: "Yeah, sometimes your face is mean."

Man. That hurt. But, it was also pretty funny.